Michael Myers ScaryBrew Machine (Pre-Order)
Wake Up. Brew Up.
Scream For Coffee.
Introducing ScaryBrew — the world's first horror-themed coffee maker collection. 7 iconic horror character body sculpts, each holding a glass carafe filled with your morning brew. These aren't just coffee makers. They're collectibles that haunt your kitchen every single morning.
Features
- Full character body sculpt in premium resin
- Programmable brew timer
- Glass carafe included
- Reusable filter — eco-friendly
- Easy-pour carafe design
- Red digital 6:66 display
- Collectible limited edition design
7 Iconic Designs
Pennywise • Chucky • Art the Clown • Michael Myers • Jason Voorhees • Ghostface • Freddy Krueger
Each character is hand-detailed with iconic costume accuracy. The glass carafe sits in the center of each character's body. Plug it in, brew your coffee, and let your favorite villain pour you a cup.
Limited drop. Collect them all.
☑ Pre-Order Details ⌄
This item is available for Pre-Order. Once you order, your unit goes into production and ships as soon as it's ready.
- Ordered: the day you place your order
- Production begins: 1–7 days after ordering
- Order shipped: 1–7 days after production ends
☑ What's Included ⌄
- Full horror character body sculpt in premium resin
- Fully functional programmable coffee maker
- Glass carafe included
- Reusable eco-friendly filter
- Red 6:66 digital display
- Collector edition packaging
☑ Shipping and Returns ⌄
Free shipping on every US order. This is a pre-order item: production begins after you order, and your unit ships once production is complete.
Full replacement or refund within 30 days. No questions asked.
I got the Pennywise ScaryBrew and the moment I saw the 6:66 display glowing I genuinely screamed. Best purchase I have ever made.
Already on my third one. Freddy on my counter. Chucky in my office. Jason at my girlfriend's place. Quality is insane for the price.
My boyfriend literally cried when he opened it. When I gave him the Ghostface ScaryBrew and that 6:66 display lit up he actually teared up. Best gift ever.